do you even realize that your parents are getting older too?
so i bought this chocolate lollipop
and this is what i fucking got
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
Canada’s time to shine has come
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow